i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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