Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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