The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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