Nicole vs. Life
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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