she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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