The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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