I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I came so hard my ears popped.
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