Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
