no you cant smoke seaweed
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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