I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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