Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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