guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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