You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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