I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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