He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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