A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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