Dual....:-)
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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