can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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