am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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