Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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