haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She bit a glass in half.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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