First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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