no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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