The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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