this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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