There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Are we still banned from the library?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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