normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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