i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Randomize
