I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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