I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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