I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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