at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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