8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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