i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
