i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is this like a preordered booty call?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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