would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I forgot wine drunk hurts
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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