With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Your penis caused this!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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