I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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