Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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