Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I cockslap morals
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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