There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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