It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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