Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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