Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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