so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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