i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Holy shit dude........stairs
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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