Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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