i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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