You can't motorboat a personality
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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