can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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